A family office — reimagined for the retail investor

Your own investment office. Autonomous, disciplined, always on.

Sir Trades A Lot doesn’t just forecast the market — it acts. An autonomous agent scans the market, debates every trade with a Roundtable of AI analysts, sizes it to your risk profile, and places and manages real positions on your own account — while an AI advisor explains every move in plain English. The discipline and machinery of a family office, without the seven-figure minimum.

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Runs on your own brokerage account — US stocks, ETFs & options.
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● Direction: LONG · hindcast-verified
Confidence
72%
Expected move
+3.4%
Cone p10–p90
−2% / +9%
Illustrative — every forecast ships with its own hindcast and calibration.
Autonomous trading agentA Roundtable of AI analystsSized to your risk profileEvery call hindcast-verified

A family office, for the rest of us

The wealthy have always had a team quietly running their money — researching, trading, managing risk and advising, day in and day out. Sir Trades A Lot puts that same machinery to work on your account — autonomous, transparent, and tuned to how much risk you want to take.

An agent that actually trades

It doesn’t stop at a signal. The agent scans your universe every couple of minutes, runs each idea past the Roundtable, sizes it on real buying power, places the order, and manages every position all the way to the exit — hands-free, all session.

Tuned to your risk profile

One dial, from Conservative to Speculative, sets the rules: which strategies it may use and how much it may ever put at risk. Turn it up for aggression, down for capital preservation — the agent stays inside your comfort zone, never outside it.

An advisor you can talk to

Ask in plain English. Merlin reads the market, researches the headlines, and proposes ideas — then explains the reasoning behind every one, and behind every trade the agent makes. You’re always in the loop, never in the dark.

The Roundtable charting the strategic market

Everything you need to form a view — and check it

Six tools that turn raw market data into a forecast you can actually reason about, question, and verify.

Prediction Engine

Point it at any US stock or ETF and get a clear read: direction, a calibrated confidence, the expected move, and a full p10–p90 probability cone — not a vague ‘buy.’

The Roundtable

A panel of independent AI analysts reviews every setup and has to agree before it earns conviction. Your built-in second opinion and devil’s advocate.

Factor Analytics

Quality, momentum, value and earnings-revision scores explain why a name is moving — the story behind the signal, not just the arrow.

Hindcast

Roll the clock back, forecast from that moment, and watch the real bars play out. Leakage-free proof a call would have held up — not curve-fit fantasy.

Strategy Lab

Probability-of-profit and expected-value analysis across 40+ options structures, so you can see the smartest way to express a view.

Performance Analytics

Calibration curves, win-rate by confidence, and a bias audit that keeps the model honest — and keeps you informed.

The knight’s decision pathway: from chart to action

How a call is made

A disciplined pipeline runs on every name — forecast, corroborate, analyze, verify, then act.

1

Forecast

A time-series model projects the price path and its uncertainty cone for the name you choose.

2

Corroborate

Technical and factor signals and the AI Roundtable independently vet the read before it counts.

3

Analyze

The Strategy Lab scores option structures by probability of profit and expected value.

4

Verify

Hindcasting and calibration measure whether the forecasts actually hold up over time.

5

Act & manage

The agent places the trade at the right size for your risk profile, then watches it live — taking profit, cutting risk, and closing on its own.

We grade our own homework

Anyone can post a chart with an arrow. We measure every forecast against reality — and show you the scorecard.

Hindcast

Every forecast can be replayed against reality — direction hit-or-miss, and whether price stayed inside the cone.

Calibration

When we say 70% confidence, is it right about 70% of the time? The calibration curve shows you, plainly.

Bias audit

We measure long-vs-short skew and symmetry, so the model is never quietly one-sided.

Put your family office to work.

Create your account, set your risk profile, and let the agent research, trade and manage — with the Roundtable, the full analytics suite, and an advisor on call.

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